Um No! He’s crusty!

I can guarantee that this is going to offend some older men.  And for that I am truly sorry.  But there are some things that can’t be said without offending someone.  And I feel this must be said.

There are some things in this world I cannot comprehend.  People who don’t like chocolate.  Choosing to eat vegetables over meat.   And marrying someone 30 years your senor!  Okay, I might be able to understand it if you were say 18 and the man was 38.  Not as weird or gross.  I mean at least there is some physical compatibility (meaning you don’t have to worry about his heart if you go for a jog!)  But, how can a lovely 30 year old woman find a 60 year old man attractive?? Seriously.

Don’t get me wrong.  There are some very sweet and even handsome men that are 60.  I guess I just can’t see hooking up with a  man old enough to be my Dad.  They have hair growing out of every orifice, their hearing is starting to go, they no longer have a bum and well, they are  a bit… you know… CRUSTY!

Now at this point, I do have to say that it is one thing to start out around the same age, give or take a few years, and then grow CRUSTY together, but to find that attractive at such a young age is unfathomable (at least to me!)

To all of you who have found happiness in the arms of an older man, I say “Kudos!”  I hope you have many or at least some years together.  Maybe after the old man croaks you can find yourself a youngin’ and raise ‘im up how you want ‘im.

Maybe this is why I am still single.

And I am okay with that.

I would rather be alone than have a husband whose belt is under his man breasts, whose nose hair I can braid and who has to be reminded to turn up his hearing aid.

Call me crazy!